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four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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