Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
