Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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