I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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