508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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