remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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