She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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