On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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