okay pat passed out under dana's car
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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