I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Randomize
