yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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