ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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