Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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