Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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