If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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