I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
