He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Randomize
