My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Found the puke drawer
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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