wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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