Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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