The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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