I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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