I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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