I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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