Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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