is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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