im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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