isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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