When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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