why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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