I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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