Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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