There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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