Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
