Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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