woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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