Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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