she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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