Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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