My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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