What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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