so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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