when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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