How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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