I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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