i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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