Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Randomize
