i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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