Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
third nipple confirmed
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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