What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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