Ambien. No doubt about it.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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