I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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