She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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