We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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