was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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